I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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