But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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