Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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