so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
