Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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