Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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