I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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