CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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