What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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