I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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