Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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