i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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