Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
not ubering you a puppy
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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