gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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