What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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