I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
When are your genitals available?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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