I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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