...so i touched it.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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