Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This is the high leading the old right now
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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