Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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