i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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