Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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