Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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