You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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