Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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