i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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