Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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