You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Come on in and take your pants off
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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