you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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