Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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