this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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