omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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