how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
