Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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