Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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