we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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