shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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