i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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