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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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