I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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