I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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