we have pet lesbian snakes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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