oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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