I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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