It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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