So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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