my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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