Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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