I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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