Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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